Blossom Tells A Story

When I showed that comic to AnaxErik4ever she and I imagined Buttercup saying, "Go on," in the style of one of the Game Grumps. And for the record, Blossom, it was a gold slipper for that version of Cinderella. But the stepsisters still cut parts of their feet. And later get their eyes pecked out at Cinderella's wedding by her bird friends.

What other uncensored stories will Blossom tell her sisters next? I nominate Red Riding Hood (she could read the Italian version called "La Finta Nonna," translated as "The False Grandmother." This one had a hairy ogress that ate the grandmother, and this Red escapes with kindness to a river and a rake gate, her wits, and a need for the bathroom.), The Singing Bone, and Fearnot (also known as A Boy Learns what Fear is, or The Boy Who Left Home to find out about the Shivers).

Thanks for making this. I too love uncensored fairy tales. Want some popcorn, Buttercup?